Doesn't matter, they're at the conference. Come on, this is for NEW jokes!
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Jokes Reloaded!
Started by Havell, May 07 2005 10:59 PM
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BeefontheBone
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 12:12 AM
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 12:18 AM
Swim over, cause the crocodiles are attending animal conference...
DakaSha:if you go into a kindergarden and give all the kids rubber schlongs they will prob just hit each other over the head with them
DakaSha:and you have a class of little kids hitting eachother with rubber dongs which must be quite funny (also Picklweasel knight I am)
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 12:36 AM
Aider: Why don't you leave before I get arrested for aiding and abbeting??
Illegal Alien: No, I think I'd like to stay and see that.
Illegal Alien: No, I think I'd like to stay and see that.
Pi stinks, tastes horribles, and I hate it! But cake is good...
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 12:49 AM
One of messages in Baldurs Gate2:
Remeber, althought your characters dont have to eat, you do.We wont want to lose dedicated players....
It has saved me countless times from starving
Remeber, althought your characters dont have to eat, you do.We wont want to lose dedicated players....
It has saved me countless times from starving
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 03:14 AM
How do you identify a bald eagle?
When you look at the stars and the galaxy, you feel that you are not just from any particular piece of land, but from the solar system.
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 09:45 AM
Erm, tug at his hairpiece?
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 12:28 PM
Swim cuz the crocodiles are at the conference...
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 01:13 PM
Please people... if you plan to post question answer jokes - put both in the same post...
It get's really annoying to see a question and then five people talk about something completely different for a while, then the answer apeares without any connection to anything really...
Now for a joke:
A new mom takes her baby child to the doc's but forgets the baby's weight, so on her way she stops at the butcher's.
M: Can you weigh my baby on your scale?
B: Sure thing lady.
A few minutes later the Butcher returns and gives the woman a bag full of meat and says:
"4 pounds - boneless."
It get's really annoying to see a question and then five people talk about something completely different for a while, then the answer apeares without any connection to anything really...
Now for a joke:
A new mom takes her baby child to the doc's but forgets the baby's weight, so on her way she stops at the butcher's.
M: Can you weigh my baby on your scale?
B: Sure thing lady.
A few minutes later the Butcher returns and gives the woman a bag full of meat and says:
"4 pounds - boneless."
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The Great Red Lemur
Posted 08 May 2005 - 01:24 PM
That's taste... full...
DakaSha:if you go into a kindergarden and give all the kids rubber schlongs they will prob just hit each other over the head with them
DakaSha:and you have a class of little kids hitting eachother with rubber dongs which must be quite funny (also Picklweasel knight I am)
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 01:25 PM
Tastes of chicken, apparently
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
QUOTE (gregor)
also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 01:54 PM
That was a good one
Wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up, and smell tha ashes
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 01:54 PM
Once there was an orange mopping a window. Then she fell down, but that's okay because she had a mars in her pocket.
