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Funny & Weird Content
Started by Nick, Sep 01 2009 09:39 PM
165 replies to this topic
#31
Posted 01 November 2009 - 07:48 AM
#32
Posted 02 November 2009 - 05:20 PM
#34
Posted 02 November 2009 - 08:11 PM
#35
Posted 07 November 2009 - 02:05 PM
Nick, on Nov 1 2009, 07:48 AM, said:
I see Mickey Knox from the front cover of Natural Born Killers.
Or Hermann Goering or someone.
I must be one of the only people alive who has never read or seen any Harry Potter.
I iz a muggle (or whatever )
This thread's great!
#36
Posted 07 November 2009 - 10:06 PM
The thread is a pretty good read huh?
Speaking of which...
Speaking of which...
#37
Posted 09 November 2009 - 06:13 AM
#38
Posted 09 November 2009 - 02:10 PM
made that meself
#39
Posted 09 November 2009 - 05:41 PM
@ MET Police Image
#40
Posted 10 November 2009 - 10:26 AM
That is so true of the police here... supposedly, you must have third year finished to be able to join the force _(idk if they raised the requirement to the complete high school), but they can easily be third graders. I can't believe how can they be so much ignorant brutes. #$@%$#@@%$ police. The Bonaerense police it's worse, but still! My, it's frightening...
Your leg falls off, revealing a bloody stump. You are losing a large amount of blood. You must find a way to escape....
> Drink blood
> Drink blood
#41
Posted 11 November 2009 - 12:53 AM
Kind of funny Omegle Transcript:
Joke that will get you arrested:
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train...
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your browser client.
6. Go here:
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
Funny Blog Post (Warning: Contains Adult Humor):
Quote
If you don't know what Omegle is, google it.
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You: hello human, please input quotable datas
Stranger: THIS IS MY LAST EARTHLY CONVERSATION BEFORE THE MOTHERSHIP
You: why the hell do you wanna leave ?
Stranger: OUR PLANET IS SUPERIOR
Stranger: WE ALWAYS
Stranger: SHOUT
You: and dont you have broadband on sirius 4
Stranger: ACTUALLY SIRIUS 3
You: my bad
Stranger: BUT I'LL BE MOVING THERE NEXT MONTH
You: great, found a condo ?
Stranger: IM WAITING HERE FOR MY BASE TO BE READY
You: but didnt you hear ?
Stranger: no actually a pretty nice house in the burbs
You: all your base are belong to us !
Stranger: no!
You: google it, u'll see
Stranger: it cant be that im speaking with the amabos!
Stranger: i must report this to my leader!
You: unless u accidently all the galaxy, there is no turning back
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hello human, please input quotable datas
Stranger: THIS IS MY LAST EARTHLY CONVERSATION BEFORE THE MOTHERSHIP
You: why the hell do you wanna leave ?
Stranger: OUR PLANET IS SUPERIOR
Stranger: WE ALWAYS
Stranger: SHOUT
You: and dont you have broadband on sirius 4
Stranger: ACTUALLY SIRIUS 3
You: my bad
Stranger: BUT I'LL BE MOVING THERE NEXT MONTH
You: great, found a condo ?
Stranger: IM WAITING HERE FOR MY BASE TO BE READY
You: but didnt you hear ?
Stranger: no actually a pretty nice house in the burbs
You: all your base are belong to us !
Stranger: no!
You: google it, u'll see
Stranger: it cant be that im speaking with the amabos!
Stranger: i must report this to my leader!
You: unless u accidently all the galaxy, there is no turning back
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Joke that will get you arrested:
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train...
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your browser client.
6. Go here:
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
Funny Blog Post (Warning: Contains Adult Humor):
#42
Posted 12 November 2009 - 08:29 PM
#43
Posted 14 November 2009 - 01:12 AM
This car was in my local area. A sign that local companies are desperate to do anything for money:
#44
Posted 15 November 2009 - 10:29 PM
#45
Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:22 AM