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[Frodo]

(poor zombie   )


Examine room

[Nick]

The room is dark, and has a musty smell. As you walk around, you hear a loud SQUISH. The carpet is covered in some kind of strange goo. Most of the furniture has been broken apart, and scattered. You notice a can of gasoline laying on the floor, in the corner. A phone hangs on the wall. What will you do?

[Frodo]

Take can of gas
Examine phone

[Nick]

You pick up the can of gas, and add it to your inventory.

You look at the phone.. it appears to be your standard working telephone. Well, it "appears" to be. Where the telephone wire leads into the wall, you can notice some holes.. as if someone has been tampering with it.

[Frodo]

Examine holes
Dial phone

[Nick]

Nothing else to see in the holes.

You pick up the phone.. and press a random number.

FLASH

PAIN

That is the last thing you remember. You wake up, lying on the hotel room floor.. the room in flames.. you are injured. Quickly your mind races... you have a can of gas on you! If the flames touch you.. you will burn to death.

[Frodo]

Open window
Throw can out window

[Nick]

You attempt to open the window.. it's sealed shut. You fail to open the window.The flames come towards you, as part of the ceiling caves in. You are surrounded by flames.

[Frodo]

Panic!  
Climb up through ceiling

[Nick]

You panic.

After having a nervous breakdown, you climb up into the air-vent.

Voice: Top of the morning to ya!

You notice the voice is coming from the end of the air-vent..

[Frodo]

Reply 'And good morning to you, too'.
Head for end of air vent.

[Nick]

After replying to the voice, you make your way to the end of the vent.. suddenly, the vent gives out from your weight. You fall into another hotel room, and onto a bed.

An older man with a beard stands by the bed, staring at you.

Man: Top of the morning to ya! Top of the morning to ya! Top of the morning to ya! Top of the morning to ya!

He keeps repeating the same words over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

[Frodo]

(stroke his beard  )

Ask man if he is feeling okay
Examine room

[Nick]

The man stares at you oddly.

The room is a carbon copy of your typical hotel room. Balcony, TV, phone, bed, bathroom.

Man: Goodbye.

The man walks out onto the balcony, showing no expression. He jumps over the ledge.

[Frodo]

Let's ressurect this  


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