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[Kiddiarni]

Puffin, on May 7 2005, 11:13 PM, said:

Kiddiarni, on May 7 2005, 11:13 PM, said:

wtf?

How do you know an elephant was in your Fridge?

The milk carton's squished?

Footsteps in the Butter

And elephant jokesa are the funniest ever...Apart from "Americans are too fat" Jay Leno Jokes

[Kon-Tiki]

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

[Lizard]

Kon-Tiki, on May 7 2005, 11:32 PM, said:

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

In very small pieces?

[Kiddiarni]

open
giraffe in
close

[Puffin]

Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, close the fridge.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

EDIT: Darn, Kiddi, you beat me to it  

Edited by Puffin, 07 May 2005 - 11:33 PM.

[BeefontheBone]

Take the giraffe out first. I think jokes that were already in the other jokes thread should be shot on sight - they're not exactly Reloaded, are they?

[Kiddiarni]

How should I know?

[DeathDude]

Well now you know and knowing is half the battle 'GI Joe music plays'

Heh heh Family Guy'd

[Kiddiarni]

"The Broccoli Must DIE!"

HAHAHA Can't stop laughing about that one

[Tulac]

Aww come on people that Giraffe thing was O-L-D

[Bobbin]

the lion is the king of all animals and holds a big conference. all animals are there, except one. which is it?

[Tulac]

The Elephant...

[Puffin]

The elephant is still in the fridge

[Unknown Hero]

What's a difference batween a duck? (don't try to understand this)




There are three worms.
First one says: "There aren't any worms in front of me, but there are two worms *money-maker* me."
Second worm says: "There is a worm in front of me, and a worm *money-maker* me."
Third worm says: "There are no worms in front of me, and two worms *money-maker* me."
How is this possible???


The third worm is lieing.

[Bobbin]

ok, here's the last part:

you come across a river populated only with crocodiles. what do you do to get to the other side?